+20° – Greeks put on sweaters (if they can find them).

+15° – Hawaiians turn on the heaters (if they have them).

+10° – Americans shake, Russians are planting cucumbers .

+ 5° – You can see your own breathing. Italian cars don’t start. Norwegians take a bath. Russians drive with lowered windows.

0° – Water freezes in America , in Russia it thickens.

– 5° – French cars don’t start.

-10° – You’re planning a vacation to Australia .

-15° – Your cat insists to sleep in your bed. Norwegians put on sweaters.

-18° – New York landlords turn on the heaters. Russians make their last seasonal picnic.

-20° – American cars don’t start. People in Alaska start wearing long-sleeves.

-25° – German cars don’t start. Hawaiians are dead.

-30° – Politicians start talking about homeless people. Your cat prefers to sleep in your pajamas.

-35° – Too cold to think. Japanese cars don’t start.

-40° – You’re planning a 2-week hot tub bath. Swedish cars don’t start.

-42° – Transportation stops in Europe . Russians eat ice cream on the street.

-45° – All Greeks are dead. Politicians really start doing something for the homeless.

-50° – Your eyelids start sticking when you blink. In Alaska , people close the window in the bathroom.

-60° – White bears start moving south.

-70° – The hell froze.

-73° – Finnish special services evacuate Santa Claus from Lapland. Russians wear earmuff hats.

-80° – Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets.

-114° – Ethyl alcohol is freezing. Russians are unhappy.

-273° – Absolute zero. Russians wear boots.

-295° – 90% of the planet is dead. Russian soccer team becomes the world champion.